Since I will be starting classes in a week, I thought I would brush up on some of my vocab.
- ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
- BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye without damaging her core.
- CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
- CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
- COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
- MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
- RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.
- SKELETON A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
1 comments:
Now, those are funny!! A little too close to home, but funny!
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